Rob Lowe Weighs 25 Pounds Apparently

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TMZ has released what the duties would include if someone were to be the personal assistant of Rob Lowe. And yes—they are looking for potential candidates. Remember Rob Lowe, the hunky dude from The Outsiders, Waynes World, and the TV hit Parks and Recreation. The job description which was posted to a website “targeting personal assistants” includes:

-- Never assume anything

What could be assumed?!?! Why is this the first qualification on the list?!? I wonder what the last guy assumed for this to make the #1 spot. 

-- Ensure the CLIENT [Rob] is fed and has coffee throughout the day 

Apparently Lowe is VERY needy about his coffee. I mean, I don’t know about you but this sounds like an overall America problem. We all need to inject Starbucks in our veins in order to get through the work week…right? Maybe? Or it might just be me, who knows.

-- Schedule haircuts every episode for the CLIENT

His hair needs to be on fleek 24/7. This is understandable. A call or text away will keep the baby hairs away. 


My first call to action as Rob Lowe’s assistant would be to get Corinne from The Bachelor’s nanny on the line. I heard her cheesy pasta is the BEST.

-- Make sure you let Estate staff know if the CLIENT wants a Jacuzzi turned on or a massage ordered for his arrival

Simple question: can I join?

-- Willing to travel on location as requested and serve as the CLIENT'S body man

What exactly is a body man? Google says its just another name for an assistant. Ok so that’s fine with me, because I would gladly like to take a free trip to a ~discrete location~ with my “client”.  

 -- Able to lift up to 25 pounds as required to support THE CLIENT

Hey…I hit the gym. I’m belong to #FitFam and the #GymLife. 25 pounds is nothing!!!!! Especially if he only weighs 25 pounds, then I might as well do it. I will catch you if you fall, Rob.

A TMZ source says that the job makes $70,000 plus benefits. Medical insurance?! Probably not. A monthly bonus? Nope. But I’m thinking that a spare bedroom under the stairs would be comfy. Count me in!


Source: TMZ