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It's Spellcasting Witches Against Praying Christians over President Trump
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This is like an episode of Supernatural.  It's the great spiritual war of 2017.

Witches around the world are planning to cast a spell over President Trump that will "bind him to all who abet him."  The spell aims to make him fail at everything he does and do no harm to anything, living or not.  

However, Christians around the world are planning a showdown of their own by countering their spell with prayer.  Christians are urging a day of prayer for every day the witches cast their spell, which will be every waning crescent moon until Trump is out of office.  They are urging practitioners to read Psalm 23 and to pray for our elected officials to be unharmed by magic.

I seriously cannot believe I wrote all that.  I can't believe this is an actual thing.  Can someone make an HBO special out of this?  I don't think our grandkids will believe this actually happened otherwise...

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