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CATHERINE ZETA JONES PHOTOGRAPHED IN GREENWICH
Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas announced earlier that they were taking some time apart from their marriage which sent paparazzi nuts trying to get pics of them- The newest picture that has surfaced is from Wednesday of Catherine walking to church, actually here in Connecticut in Greenwich, she’s puffing on a cigarette, looks pale but still wearing a wedding ring. They asked Michael Douglas about what’s happening:
MADISON TO MARRY NEXT WEEK
Holly Madison is almost a bride. The former Girls Next Door star is due to wed baby daddy Pasquale Rotella next week at Disneyland, according to E! News. The couple, who welcomed daughter Rainbow in March, announced their engagement in June.
CHAPPELLE HATES HARTFORD
Dave Chappelle really hates Hartford. Last week the comedian was doing standup in the Connecticut town when he decided to walk out on an unruly crowd. Well, the situation has now become fodder for his routine. During a gig in Chicago Tuesday, Chappelle quickly addressed the incident, telling the audience, “You’re so much better than Hartford! I will never go back. I won’t even go to Hartford for f—ing gas.” He then went off. “I don’t want anything bad to happen to the United States, but if North Korea drops a nuclear bomb on this country, I swear to God, I hope it lands in Hartford, Connecticut,” he said. “That crowd was evil. An arena full of suburban torturers. A room full of white alcoholics.” Finally, Chappelle said, “I wanted to pull a reverse Kramer and call them all crackers,” referring to Michael Richards’ infamous N-word tirade in 2006. One person who’s had enough of Chappelle is Pedro Segarra, the Mayor of Hartford. Yesterday he tweeted, “Dave Chappelle needs to quit whining, do his job and try some yoga.”
ALYSSA MILANO RELEASES SEX TAPE
Alyssa Milano had a private adult video of herself released- Instead of getting angry about it, she tweeted that she figured she would control the situation by posting a link to the video herself - … but the link went to a Funny or Die video that looks like it’s the real thing- then when things are about to get uh-serious in the bedroom, the camera turns to the TV where there’s a lengthy news update about Syria.