Posted: 6:00 a.m. Wednesday, June 20, 2012
NICK MOM
Nickmom.com has all the funny, entertaining and informative stuff mom needs to get through her day, including this little gem:
THE TOP WAYS HAVING KIDS HAS RUINED SUMMER AS YOU KNOW IT
9. The cooler once used to transport beer to the beach is now filled with Dora the Explorer popsicles.
8. Applying sunblock to another person: Used to be sexy, now there’s just a lot of complaining.
7. The whimsical jingle of Mister Softee means you’re pretty much out seven bucks.
6. Tanning still not considered a socially acceptable pastime for the under-12 set.
5. Flights to distant locales seem a lot less exotic when you’re changing diapers on them.
4. 60-75% chance someone is taking a bottle rocket to the face.
3. Camp is expensive, but so is having a nervous breakdown, and you have to choose one.
2. Amusement park log flume rides just haven’t been the same since childbirth.
1. Kids: The reason the tankini exists.
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Tom Brady's rendition of "Call me Maybe"
Abercrombie guys perform "Call me Maybe"
In October of 2011, Abercrombie & Fitch discovered Carly Rae's 'Call Me Maybe' and launched the song on its official soundtrack. To celebrate the song's Summer popularity, A&F asked its hottest guys from its Flagship stores all around the world to have fun with the song—film it on their phones and to do whatever came naturally... This is what the guys sent back!
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