So, TV (non-)chef Guy Fieri owns Guy Fieri's American Kitchen and Bar in New York City.  It has taken some wicked hits from critics.  Now, he has another problem.   He did not buy the restaurant's full domain name - the official website is abbreviated as guysamerican.com. But someone else did. And they posted a fake Guy Fieri menu. Visitors to Guysamericankitchenandbar.com (and it's worth the click!) will find a menu with the slogan, "If you can eat here, you're a shark." Fake menu items include:

- The Hobo Lobo Bordello Slam Jam Appetizer: We take 38 oz of super-saddened, Cheez-gutted wolf meat, lambasted with honey pickel wasabi and pile driven it into an Ed Hardy-designed bucket. Sprayed with Axe and finished with a demiglaze of thick & funky Mushroom Dribblins. Just 49.95.

- Honky-Tonky Double Barrel Meat Loaded Blast: A Sammy Hagar lookalike pushes your face into a leather bag filled with oil and if you eat the whole thing, you get to eat a 13 pound burger.

- Football: The Meal: Warm, broken hamburgers, served in a clear plastic bag enclosed in a larger, black trash bag. Thrown at you from 40 yards.

- Side Salad: The Olive Garden: 22 pounds of wine-stunned Kalamata olives tumbled over chopped iceberg lettuce and served in a trough, family-style. Ranch hose optional, but recomended.