Tell Me Something Good: Pizza Shop Owner Stops Robbery With… Yup. Pizza!

Tell Me Something Good: Pizza Shop Owner Stops Robbery With… Yup. Pizza!

As a lover of all things pizza this story makes me so proud of our beloved food.

Last week a pizza shop owner in Delaware was getting ready to close the restaurant for the night when a guy showed up demanding cash holding a MACHETE! Who robs a place with a machete nowadays? Apparently this heathen.

Naturally, the owner defended his pizza place with the only thing he had readily available to him… pizza. He actually threw a pizza at the robber. Which on its own is a crazy move. But even more crazy? It WORKED!┬áThe machete wielding pizza thief ran off once the pie was tossed at him. Now the police in Delaware are searching for this coward. Hopefully they find him. What a waste of a pizza by the way, hopefully it was a pineapple pie. Only pizza worth wasting.

Big win for pizza though. Stopping robberies left and right. See! I always say it. The perfect food. Simple, delicious, crime stopping.

 

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